Neon Gensis Evangelion - Cruel Angel’s Thesis (Opening theme)
More you might like
What your Overwatch main says about you (based on my own experience)
- Genji: Filthy anime nerd. You probably own at least one figma and watch NGE religiously. You also like robots. A lot.
- McCree: You are an actual cowboy who is playing him for The Memes(tm)
- Pharah: You are really gay and just want to support your fave. Probably actively seeks out other girl characters to shamelessly flirt. I support your endeavors.
- Reaper: You either shop at Hot Topic, unironically complain about "SJWs", or you're ironically playing him to be Edgy.
- Soldier 76: Team Dad; is here to have a good time. I'd trust you.
- Tracer: You love toying with people and being a dick in general, but by God do you do it with style.
- Bastion: You got desperate for POTG but you didn't want to stoop so low to choose Torbjörn. Also likes robots.
- Hanzo: See Genji, but you prefer Tiddy. You're also really into McHanzo and rely on the Dragonstrike
- Junkrat: You saw "Best Hero in Overwatch" and wanted in on that. You are here to have fun and wreck shit up.
- Mei: You're either a pure cinnamon roll who has a nice, cute aesthetic or absolutely pure evil, and there is no in between.
- Torbjörn: *danny devito voice* THE TREASH MAN
- Widowmaker: Hanzo for Experts(tm) Even more sinful than Genji mains.
- D.va: Either in it for the gamer gremlin memes or you're actually a gross fanboy. Either way you rely on Self-Destruct.
- Reinhardt: See S76 but you're the grandpa coach of the group. Slightly more supportive and drastically more capable and cooperative. You're a reliable team member.
- Roadhog: I'm actually afraid of you and your scarily accurate hooks. You never get POTG but your enemies Know and Fear you.
- Winston: You have dedicated your whole life to making sure you never get embarrassingly destroyed by Symmetra's turrets again. Or you just like gorillas.
- Zarya: You fell in love with her when she was revealed like two years ago and still revel in her glorious muscles. A trustworthy person who is there for the team.
- Lúcio: A good noodle who just wants to have a fun time and support their friends. When you get serious, You Get Serious, but for the most part you're just enjoying life and your awesome tunes.
- Mercy: The soccer mom; gets extremely passive aggressive when team members don't cooperate. Secretly blood thirsty but trying to keep it together to win.
- Symmetra: You know exactly what you're doing but everyone assumes you don't. You pick her out of spite when that happens and then subsequently wreck the opposing team. You feel pure bliss.
- Zenyatta: Again, you like robots, but you're 150% more pure than Genji/Bastion mains. Just a lil orb man trying his best. Secretly blood thirsty, but you aren't even subtle about it, you just go in, orb of discord blaring, and Destroy all in your path.
I would like to give Props to the Overwatch fandom for taking D.va, who I had originally thought was sort of like this Evangelion-looking k-pop idol skirting–legal animoo waifubait and have brought to life instead this horrible dorito-horfing McDonalds git gud MLG gremlin child. Absolutely no better direction could have been taken and I’m so happy.
Me years later:
- Daughter: Hey dad, I found an old show in the basement. Can I watch it?
- Me: Yeah go ahead. What show is it?
- Daughter: It says Neon Genesis Evangelion on it.
- Me:
- Daughter:
- Me:
- Daughter:
- Me:
- Daughter:
- Me: Rei, call down your brother and sister, Shinji and Asuka. It's time your dad tells you a story.